Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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