Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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