the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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