No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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