Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
