Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You dont lie about slip and slides
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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