Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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