The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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