yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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