Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
