well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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