Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He felt like a one man threesome
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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