Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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