We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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