we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
