Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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