i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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