last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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