This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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