that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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