why didn't you poke me back
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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