We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
