Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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