hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
