Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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