when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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