You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He kissed a someone with a penis
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
