so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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