If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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