just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
i out mim tonsoeep
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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