remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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