My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I love having hate sex.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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