I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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