ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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