it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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