shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
