In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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