she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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