I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
