The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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