Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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