I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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