Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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