Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Holy shit dude........stairs
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