Are we in a gay sports bar?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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