Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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