Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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