1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
