i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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