So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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