doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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