He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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