Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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